Jeff Dunham – Achmed the Dead Terrorist
Achmed is a suicide bomber and has received training from the “Suicide Bomber Training Camp.” (Wikipedia).
Here’s the video.
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who killed bambi?
Ted and Eddy
Ted and eddy – the two headed teddy bears… Have you ever seen cuter teddy bears? ??? Mmmm don’t think so…
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i kill you
this is funny shit
hahahaahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! this is soooo halarious!!!!! I KILL YOU!!!!!!! hahaha
I love Achmed! It is the funniest i have seen! I WILL KILL YOU! Luv the part where he talks about the choirboys!
i kill you…the best comedy i’hve ever seen in my life….silence i kill you
me i kill u
i love it i cany stop laughing i fell on da floor laughing.
elloooooooooooo i am lynsey lohan lol
so fuckinfunny shit fav part hello infidel
my bf dus the best impersonation of it best thing eva Silence I kill you
The looks alone, kill you before he tells you “I Kill you”. The Changing voice sound.
When are you guys coming to Port Elizabeth in South africa, We can help organise put the show together.
so funny, “new guy”, location location,location lol
knock knock.. who is there?
me i kill you xD xD
hahahahahaah so funny! i kill you!
good evening…infedel
diz iz sum funnie bull caca!!!!!!
hahahahahahahahahaha this is jokes!!!!
Silence, I KILL YOU!!!
I like that silence I kill you or as it is on my picture of achmed (silence i kill you) with a lower case i instead of a upper case I.
I like that silence I kill you or as it is on my picture of achmed (silence i kill you) with a lower case i instead of a upper case I.
From Kamala Shoop
“KNOCK KNOCK”
“Who’s there?”
“Me! I KILL YOU”
jingle bombs
I KILL YOU!!!!
knock knock who’s there me i kill you SILENCE!!!!!!!!!! I KILL YOU I WON’T MOVE MY ASS FUNNIEST SHIT I’VE EVER SEEN
Hahahahahahaha. The product of a very sick (infidel) mind! And pissing-myself-funny!
He’s really funny. Jeff is…awesome :) It’s so funny, when he talks about Walter and the case..if you what I’m talking about ;]] Achmed is the funniest doll, in my opinion. I haven’t watched many of the others, but that’s not a problem :) I just..love them BOTH :))
…and it’s funny, when he says: “STOP TOUCHING ME. I’LL KILL YOU!” :D:D I haven’t stop laughing in hours :D
knock knock
whos there
me i kill you
stop touching meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
i kill you
i love my twin
silence, i kill you
hello, i’m lindsay lohan LOL
Silence, I Kill You
Achman’s my favorite.:-)
SILENCE!
silence i kill you (infadel) ha ha
if you like Achmed then u should check out Peanut…Hes halarious!!!
Achmed quote:A…C…Flim…
Peanut quote:You know wat you never hear on the OTHER end of the fone in those dumb fone commercials? apt-ahpt-ahpt-ahpt-ahpt-ahpt *static,static,static,static*(looks at fake fone in hand) What a piece of shit!
heres another peanut quote:
Jef-fa-fa DUNHAM… .com!!!
Your using an unnesary “f”
Jef-fa-fa
*around a word or phrase means its Jeff talking*
and another:
DUN-HAM…ur the other white meat.
*its Dunham*
Yeah but when you look at it, it looks like DUN-HAM..
And another:
And the sad thing is that im actually pissing him off! And he would like to kill me! But he will not because that would be a form of suicide!
and another:
I tried to tell jokes solo once…
*wat happened?*
I kept falling off this thing…
(this thing being the stool that Jeff puts his puppets on)
Achmed quote:
OH MY GOD…SUMTHING IS BACKWARDS!!!! I NEED SOME LIGAMENTS!!!!
another achmed quote:
I bet i could kill u at guitar hero…
*no, you couldt*
ur rite…but i could kick ur ass at halo..
*um…no u couldnt*
I KNO…my life is meaningless!!!
Hope you liked these quotes!!! Look 4 the vidios on utube!!!
stop touching meeeeeeeeeeeee!
silence i kill you
i got no feet
i did not stop laughing at this as i got it from my frind shaun
i love this clip it is really funny lol
SILENCE I KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!
I just lose it best I have ever seen
I Killy you!!!!!!!!!
this is so funny jeff is amazing at what he does
A, C, Flem !!! Wua, ja, ja, ja !!!
How do people find this funny, maybe you have to be American.
Do you think it’s funny no silence I kill you roses are red and violets are blue I kill you violets are blue and roses are red silence i kill you am my pissing you off a far your an idiot silence I kill you it’s not funny silence I kill you
Knock knock who’s there I kill you
silence I kill you
Knock knock hello I kill you come in my house come and have a cup of tea you are lovely give me a kiss bye bye silence I kill you