Comments on: Jeff Dunham – Achmed the Dead Terrorist

By: Neil

Neil — Fri, 07 Oct 2011 23:32:58 +0000

louisa – i dont feel so alone and love u :)

By: Neil

Neil — Fri, 07 Oct 2011 23:31:28 +0000

Am i the only person who thinks this is fakking lame? god im unsubscribing from whokilledbambi – you people dont deserve me..

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 13 Jun 2011 14:58:26 +0000

u realy r dead,really?’itr a flesh wound.ha!ha!i love achmed.i wil fly al over from kenya to your next station.

By: Kamala Shoop

Kamala Shoop — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 01:58:28 +0000

I like that silence I kill you or as it is on my picture of achmed (silence i kill you) with a lower case i instead of a upper case I.

From Kamala Shoop

By: Kamala Shoop

Kamala Shoop — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 01:57:24 +0000

I like that silence I kill you or as it is on my picture of achmed (silence i kill you) with a lower case i instead of a upper case I.

By: Gabrielle Forde

Gabrielle Forde — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 18:48:34 +0000

Knock knock hello I kill you come in my house come and have a cup of tea you are lovely give me a kiss bye bye silence I kill you

By: Renae Forde

Renae Forde — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 18:41:18 +0000

Knock knock who’s there I kill you
silence I kill you

By: Renae Forde

Renae Forde — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 18:34:59 +0000

Do you think it’s funny no silence I kill you roses are red and violets are blue I kill you violets are blue and roses are red silence i kill you am my pissing you off a far your an idiot silence I kill you it’s not funny silence I kill you

By: Louisa

Louisa — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 21:23:30 +0000

How do people find this funny, maybe you have to be American.

By: Prada67

Prada67 — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 01:55:16 +0000

A, C, Flem !!! Wua, ja, ja, ja !!!

By: shara

shara — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 22:05:36 +0000

this is so funny jeff is amazing at what he does

By: Hugo Paixão

Hugo Paixão — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 00:27:51 +0000

I Killy you!!!!!!!!!

By: enigma.gr

enigma.gr — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 15:40:50 +0000

I just lose it best I have ever seen

By: billie-jo hinds

billie-jo hinds — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 13:53:33 +0000

i love this clip it is really funny lol
SILENCE I KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!

By: billie-jo saint hinds

billie-jo saint hinds — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 13:47:45 +0000

stop touching meeeeeeeeeeeee!
silence i kill you
i got no feet
i did not stop laughing at this as i got it from my frind shaun

By: maxfan_96

maxfan_96 — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 21:31:47 +0000

heres another peanut quote:
Jef-fa-fa DUNHAM… .com!!!
Your using an unnesary “f”
Jef-fa-fa

*around a word or phrase means its Jeff talking*

and another:
DUN-HAM…ur the other white meat.
*its Dunham*
Yeah but when you look at it, it looks like DUN-HAM..

And another:
And the sad thing is that im actually pissing him off! And he would like to kill me! But he will not because that would be a form of suicide!

and another:
I tried to tell jokes solo once…
*wat happened?*
I kept falling off this thing…
(this thing being the stool that Jeff puts his puppets on)

Achmed quote:
OH MY GOD…SUMTHING IS BACKWARDS!!!! I NEED SOME LIGAMENTS!!!!

another achmed quote:
I bet i could kill u at guitar hero…
*no, you couldt*
ur rite…but i could kick ur ass at halo..
*um…no u couldnt*
I KNO…my life is meaningless!!!

Hope you liked these quotes!!! Look 4 the vidios on utube!!!

By: maxfan_96

maxfan_96 — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 21:15:58 +0000

if you like Achmed then u should check out Peanut…Hes halarious!!!

Achmed quote:A…C…Flim…
Peanut quote:You know wat you never hear on the OTHER end of the fone in those dumb fone commercials? apt-ahpt-ahpt-ahpt-ahpt-ahpt *static,static,static,static*(looks at fake fone in hand) What a piece of shit!

By: jordan

jordan — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 12:21:49 +0000

silence i kill you (infadel) ha ha

By: Serina

Serina — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 15:09:41 +0000

SILENCE!

By: zachery

zachery — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 22:02:00 +0000

Achman’s my favorite.:-)

By: zachery

zachery — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 22:00:51 +0000

Silence, I Kill You

By: achmed's biggest fan

achmed's biggest fan — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 00:31:48 +0000

silence, i kill you

hello, i’m lindsay lohan LOL

By: achmed's good twin

achmed's good twin — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 20:32:08 +0000

i love my twin

By: mohamed

mohamed — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 14:32:33 +0000

knock knock

whos there

me i kill you

stop touching meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

i kill you

By: mimz

mimz — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 06:57:46 +0000

…and it’s funny, when he says: “STOP TOUCHING ME. I’LL KILL YOU!” :D:D I haven’t stop laughing in hours :D