The Vampire Combat Manual: a guide to fighting the bloodthirsty undead.
Available on Amazon in paperback and Kindle edition.

The Balloon Russian Roulette:

“Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’ The Balloon Russian Roulette is a harmless version of classic Russian Roulette, taking away the blood, murder case and disposal of a body.Ideal Birthday and Christmas gifts, Balloon Russian Roulette involves pointing a ‘gun’ at another persons head with a balloon attached to the front, pulling the trigger will either produce nothing…or a pin that pops the balloon!An ideal party game for any occasion, have a blast with our Balloon Russian Roulette. Ideal for James Bond, cowboy or gangster themed parties, get the event started off with a bang thanks to this Russian Roulette game! If pin the tail on the donkey and musical statues isn’t your kind of thing, organise a game of Balloon Russian Roulette. Why not personalize your game like us and put whipped cream or chocolate sauce in the balloon before inflating it. Messy but hilarious!”

Buy a stake in Moe Green’s Casino or take over the Corleone Lake Tahoe Estate as you work your way to the top in the “family business.” And as you wheel and deal around the board, from the Woltz Mansion to the legitimate Genco Import Company, remember to “make them an offer they can’t refuse.”

MONOPOLY: The Godfather Edition. By USAopoly, also available on Amazon

(via The Awesomer)

Bloody Good Stuff from our Shop: Suck UK Gun Ceramic Wall Vase!

Bloody Good Stuff from our Shop: Fred & Friends Ice Screams Ice Tray!

Bloody Good Stuff from our Shop: Marie Antoniette Action Figure!

“This figure has a launching head, a removable dress, and is probably the best gift you could give a fan of the French Revolution outside, perhaps, their very own guillotine.”

If you need to keep your lunch safe from the thieves in your home or office, these are two great solutions…

Fred&Friends Lunch Bugs

and…

Anti-Tefth Lunch Bags 

Bloody Good Stuff from our Shop: Food Fighters!

Bloody Good Stuff from our Shop: Paper Voodoo!

Bloody Good Stuff from our Shop: Tattoo Kitchen Gloves!

Bloody Good Stuff from our Shop: Fred and Friends Sharp Act Knife Sharpener!

Bloody Good Stuff from our Shop: Crystal Skull Shotglass!

This formidable shot glass is our tribute to the Skull of Doom, which Mayan legend claims has the power of life and death, the power to heal or to smite, the power to create miracles.