Posts Tagged ‘thinkgeek’
Snarky Valentine’s Day Cards: strikingly colored and illustrated with classic looking graphics, these Snarky Valentine’s Day Cards will definitely make sure you express your true feelings. Such gems of romance include:
- I want to grow old and disgusting with you.
- Big dinners make me drowsy so let’s do the sex part first.
- I could watch TV with you forever.
Bite Me Vampire Bottle Opener: finally, a non-murderous use for vampires…
“Zombie Dash is a light strategy game for fans of zombie apocalypse action. The board features a city street and your goal is to keep your Human token ahead of the Zombie token that’s hot on your heels. The deck features Human Run cards and Zombie Chase cards, which move the humans and zombies down the street. The winner is the last human standing or the first one to reach the safe zone. Great for parties, game nights, or any time you want to pretend you’re doing cardio.”
Tetris Skull and Crossbones: “Tetris is dangerous. Like any good puzzle game, it’s a total timesuck. You decide you’ll play for another 15 minutes, and 4 hours later, you’re wondering why you’re so hungry. ThinkGeek reminds you always to designate a buddy who ensures you actually eat.”
Zombie Glass Decanter: a fine glass decanter in the shape of a zombie head. But “drink responsibly – we need you on our zombie survival team”…