Canned Unicorn Meat: tastes like dreams

Written by Valentina on November 24, 2010. Posted in stuff, toys

Canned Unicorn Meat
14 ounces of delicious unicorn meat, canned for your convenience…

Haunted Memories Animated Portraits

Written by Valentina on November 12, 2010. Posted in stuff

“At first glance these old black and white photos appear to be classic snapshots of long dead friends and family, but on closer inspection they turn into twisted demonic doppelgangers. Hang these unsettling portraits on your wall and watch as your friends do a startled double-take when the photos change as they walk by.”

Haunted Memories Animated Portraits

Faster, Unicorn! Kill! Kill!

Written by Valentina on November 10, 2010. Posted in stuff, toys

“Each Avenging Unicorn Playset comes with, you guessed it, a unicorn; an angry unicorn with four different horns (in real life a unicorn horn can magically flip between different horn types, but this is just a toy). You’ll also get three humans, ready to enact revenge upon. Each is pre-punctured for easy killin’. There’s a hippie, a mime, and a businessman – all ready to become worm food…”