“When decisions need to be made, sometimes there isn’t a right choice. Drink coffee or tea? Hire Bob or Bob? Order pizza or Chinese? In the long run, these things don’t matter. Give up your free will to the Schrödinger’s Cat Executive Decision Maker.”

Adorable and decaying Zombie Monkey Plush. from Thinkgeek:

Bonsai Kitty Plush by Thinkgeek:

“A long time ago in a distant galaxy, no one knew what a meme was. “Meme?” they asked. “What the heck is a meme?” Then the Internet arrived to teach everyone. One of the earliest and most enduring memes was the poor case of the Bonsai Kitten. You may recall that the evil Dr. Chang was doing nefarious experiments to raise tiny kittens in jars. As they grew, the kitten’s supple bones would mold themselves into the shape of the jar and become even more… cute?”

LEGO MiniFigure Anatomy Sculpture by Jason Freeny…

Here’s how kidrobot announces the upcoming release of the mini dead Kenny…

“Oh my god, we killed Kenny! South Park and Kidrobot kick off an awesome new collaboration beginning July 21.”

Stunning custom toys by J*RYU…

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Glasgow-based artist Angela Tiara makes these incredible custom order plushies. Here’s her stuffed rendition of Alex DeLarge from A Clockwork Orange…

[via Dangerous Minds]