For those who drink and shave… a bottle opener in the shape of a razor blade, made of stainless steel, with a hi-quality sleek finish. On sale here.
“This is the perfect glass to serve a drink to that arch villain, nemesis or fellow Prisoner. Etched on the bottom of the glass are the words “You have just been poisoned” – only visible when the recipient has imbibed every last tasty drop.”
“Merry Fucking Christmas” cards by Calligraphuck.
“Celebrating the tradition of suicides during the holidays, the “Tis the Season for Suicide” series of holiday ornaments by Todd Francis is now available. Displaying some of the most popular ways of ending it all, this set of four ornaments features artwork by the longtime skateboard artist printed on shatterproof, white acrylic ornaments. Sure to be a timeless hit with kids and grandparents alike, they’re now available through Equal Distribution. Happy Holidays!”
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“Oh no. It’s the neighbor again. The one who always comes over at the most inconvenient times and talks to you for hours on end about the “most thrilling fishing expedition the other week!” Then finally end the conversation by asking to borrow something (and you still haven’t seen that hammer they needed to use for “just a sec” back in 1996). Push social norms aside and show your true feeling with our Oh Shit! Not You Again!”
“Brush is committed to providing the highest quality artwork through innovative designs in fashion. Each pair of shoes is hand painted and designed by artist and founder Benjamin Smith. He spends hours scrutinizing and refining the details of every shoe making each one a unique piece of art. Each design is limited to ensure exclusivity to patrons.”
Hat shaped like a headcrab from Half-Life 2. By Thinkgeek…
The Bicycle® Skull & Bone playing cards are available in both red and black.