“Confuse the Hell out of your relatives with ‘em“…

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Bloody Valentine’s Cards by Kim Thompson…

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This year our friends at Calligraphuck are offering some alternative choices for wrapping your gifts. If wrapping paper is like clothing for presents then our clothes are subversive yet modest. With two options that reveal their NSFW messages only upon closer inspection. “Merry F*cking Christmas” is repeated in pinstripes in festive red, and when full unwrapped our golden gift wrap spells out “One fabulous gift for one fabulous Bitch“. Our paper provides the bitch, your gift provides the fabulous.

Sold in 8-sheet packs, printed on lustrous, silk finish FSC certified eco-friendly paper.

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Hoxton-based art collective Hubbawelcome have taken their off-the-wall brand of humour from street art to the shelves of Scribbler stores, with their limited run of “I love you so much” Valentine’s Day greeting cards.
The cards feature earnest looking young chaps, professing their love for one another in funny, unique and rather disturbing ways. Some of which include; making clothing from a loved one’s pubic hair and preserving farts in Tupperware containers.
The cards are available at Scribbler stores across the UK from February.

Zombie Tarot Cards, by Quirk Books…

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