Posts Tagged ‘stuff’
“This masterpiece ships in a genuine, decommissioned NATO 30 Caliber ammo case. Watertight, nearly indestructible, and totally badass, these glorious vessels serve their second lives safely delivering our delicious jerky to you. If popping one of these doesn’t make you a jerky convert, nothing will.”
Available at Man Crates.
This year our friends at Calligraphuck are offering some alternative choices for wrapping your gifts. If wrapping paper is like clothing for presents then our clothes are subversive yet modest. With two options that reveal their NSFW messages only upon closer inspection. “Merry F*cking Christmas” is repeated in pinstripes in festive red, and when full unwrapped our golden gift wrap spells out “One fabulous gift for one fabulous Bitch“. Our paper provides the bitch, your gift provides the fabulous.
Sold in 8-sheet packs, printed on lustrous, silk finish FSC certified eco-friendly paper.
PyroPet is a family of animal shaped candles that each reveal a surprise within as they burn.
The first PyroPet product is a cute little cat called Kisa, a cute cat shaped candle reveals the wild beast inside her, a grinning metallic skeleton with fire blazing in her eyes…
Super-deformed, super-huggable Alien Xenomorph plush brought to you by the sick minds at ThinkGeek…
Ops! Looks like something went wrong! Hilarious crap taxidermy gallery on bannedinholliwood.com