Super-deformed, super-huggable Alien Xenomorph plush brought to you by the sick minds at ThinkGeek…

A sadly-funny car decal set featuring Batman’s family…

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Four delicious body parts = four yummy lollipops!. On Thinkgeek…

Hat shaped like a headcrab from Half-Life 2. By Thinkgeek…

The amazing Star Wars Death Star Tea Infuser. By Thinkgeek…

Something to break out in case of outbreak. The Zombie Survival Kit by Thinkgeek…

Spooky skull candle bleeds as it burns. By Thinkgeek…

Hand-sculpted brain candle suspended in gel wax, by Thinkgeek…

Foodfighters party picks: make your party into a battlefield!

“These Zip-and-Match Modular Plush Animals are called Clump-O-Lumps. They are made of super soft fleece and zip apart into three pieces: a head, a torso, and a butt. The cool part is you can switch up their parts and zip them back together. Want your shark to fly? Give it the torso of a bird. Your Zip-and-Match Modular Plush Animal creation has to end with a head and a butt, but you can zip together as many torsos as you want! It’s kind of like Human Centipede, but for plush!”

Bizarre finger tentacles by Thinkgeek:

“These Finger Tentacles are pink and rubbery and look fantastic. There are a few natural variations in how the tentacles curl, but with a full set of these on you’ll be the creepiest Freddy Kruger impersonator in the office. Now, some folks would say, ‘Why would anyone need finger tentacles?’ but those folks are lame. EVERYONE needs Finger Tentacles because they make every aspect of life fun.”

“In many office environments, things tend to go missing. This happens a lot, unfortunately, in an office refrigerator. The easiest method of making sure your junk stays safe and untouched is to keep an eye on it. And, for those times where it’s physically impossible to always watch it yourself, we’ve found this Eyeball Lunch Bag to keep an eye on your lunch at all times. Get it?”